i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
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Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
She even gives head with a lisp.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
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i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
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