If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
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i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
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Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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