This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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