I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
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They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
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He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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