I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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