Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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