I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
ugly people sure do ruin things
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
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the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
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I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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