i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
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we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
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He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
soo... how was my night?
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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