She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
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