I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
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the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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