there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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