I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
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i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
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I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
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