we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Randomize
