nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
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I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
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which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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