Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
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Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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