Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
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Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Mom said you looked used
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
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She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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