white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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