Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
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I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
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i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
OH MY GOD I AM DYING. AS I WAS TEXTING I JUST BUMPED INTO A MOTHER FUCKING DEER. I AM SHAKING
Wait...Literally? You hit a deer...with your body?!
I PHYSICALLY RAN INTO IT. I FELT ITS WEIRD HAIR AND I EVEN APOLOGIZED CAUSE IT DINDT REGISTER THAT IT WASNT A PERSON. MORTIFIED.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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