coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
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