his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Randomize
