at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
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The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
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It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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