Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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