kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
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my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
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The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
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