fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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