Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
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Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
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I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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