we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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