I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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