You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
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A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
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How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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