just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
Randomize
