Porn is love you can see.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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