Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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