I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
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When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
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She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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