I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
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So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
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i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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