i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
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We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
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WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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