We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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