Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
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Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
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I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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