Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
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