so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
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she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
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Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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