Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
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the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
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I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
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