Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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