She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
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Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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