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What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
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We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
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Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
I pour the whiskey from now on
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