I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
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This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
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She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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