I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
you never un-have a 4some
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
Randomize
