OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
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You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
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you had me at cake vodka
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
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I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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