Don't you send me to vm
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
I have tasted many bathrooms
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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