Whatcha textin bout Willis?
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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