its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
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Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
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I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
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