You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
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While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
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Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
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