Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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