You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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