So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
Randomize
