dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
Its about making memories worth repressing
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I still have a little drunk in my system
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Randomize