it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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