i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I just want nice things and good sex
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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